the world is quiet here

90ssuperheroes:

pharmaserf:

jillsteinfuneralcity:

>acquire land
>plant apple and peach trees
>get beehive
>plant blackberries on back fence
>grow veggie garden
>make mead and wine
??????
enjoy life

Posted from my monastery

original-dyke:

all anyone needs to know about me is that i’m a dumbass and i love women

seashellronan:

grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you

youremybrandnewday:

eva-420:

eva-420:

bastard keeps sprinting to get ahead of me then walks really slow so i accidentally kick him and then meows all pathetically like i attacked him

This Cat Commits Insurance Fraud

I’m sorry, does your cat’s name tag say “hello my name is bastard”